In the beginning . . .

In the beginning, Scott created a blog full of mirth. And all the Internet was without form and was void. But on the first day Scott separated the bloggers from the cloggers, and he saw that it was good. On the second day Scott decided that there should be no more things such as days or personal interactions, sunsets or sunrises - only blogs. And he saw that it was good. Then on the third day he got really pissed off because he thought that he had banished the whole concept of days from existence, but then the third day came to him, saying, "Oh, Scott, you must understand, the second day made me. It does not want to be limited to the binary opposition of first-day/second-day. You understand, don't you?" And Scott scratched his chin and thought, and realized that thinking of a thing was good. On the fourth day Scott realized that the concept of days was inescapable, so he just decided to roll with it, and he saw that it was good. On the fifth day, Scott decided that whatever could be thought to exist would in fact exist. That, he thought, would save him a lot of work. So everything that he had created so far was free to create the rest of the world out of their collection imaginations and consciousnesses. And he saw that it was good. On the sixth day, he woke up with a hangover because his little creatures' imaginations were quite fecund and they had created a whole universe of pleasures and pains. And he saw that it was all rather ambiguous, so he decided to take the sixth day and the seventh days off. And that, my friends, is why we have a two-day weekend.

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